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Drinking a bottle cap of bleach after sex prevents pregnancy!
If you drink mountain dew, it makes you sterile, and you can't get pregnant.
If you have sex while pregnant and your baby is a girl, your baby can get pregnant.
If you French kiss, you might swallow some of his sperm, and that'll get you pregnant.
If you have sex standing up or on top, you won't get pregnant. ...
If he pulls out, you won't get pregnant.
If you breastfeed, you won't get pregnant.
If you're on your period, you won't get pregnant.
If you just had your period, you won't get pregnant.
If you're almost due for your period, you won't get pregnant.
Douching after sex prevents pregnancy.

.... I have no comment to the above statements, minus a giant *headdesk* followed by a *facepalm* Dress Affordable maternity prom items for pregnant brides

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